Daily Smurf.. Dog Blog: Day 250

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Day 250

March 9, 2016

We got a slight problem here…

Day 250 - yoga ball stuck

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Day 251

” Why you give me Time Out ? … i only crazy-bark because i love you .. .. “

Day 251 - time out

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Day 252

Cell phone camera does not take good high speed pictures lol.. he looks like he’s double butted

Day 252 - tail face

What he looks like without the head shake..

” Selfie “

Day 252 - face

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Day 253

” See, i told you i still fit on your lap ! ” ..

Yeah, that’s my puppy! .. great way to warm up on a cold day.

 Day 253 - Lap Dog

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Day 254

Trying to figure out how he can eat both at the same time… decisions decisions…

Day 254 - pick one 1

” The marrow one smells more tasty..but you do realize i’m going to eat them both .. right ? “

Day 254 - pick one 2

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Day 255

” I play song called — Milk Bone — “

Day 255 - guitar

1 .. 2 .. 1. 2 .3 4..
I wake up early for food, then ..milk bone
I hear ” sit ” but i don’t.. milk bone
I hear ” Come ” .. but sometimes i dont.. milk bone
I hear ” Catch ” and i see flying in air .. milk bone
I hear ” Good Boy ” even i don’t always deserve .. milk bone
I go to bed, i find on my bed.. milk bone !
ZZzzzzzz…

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Day 256

keeping a watchful eye on the pressure gauge

Day 256 - yoga fill

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Day 257

” Hey man, i was out back.. and .. uhhh.. it’s a bit soft out there !! “

” Give Hugs ? “

Day 257 - dirty 1

” Yoga ball got stuck in mud, but don’t worry…. i got it out !! “

Day 257 - dirty 2

10 seconds.. all it took.

Day 257 - dirty 3

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Day 258

Sorry Smurf, wrong village !.. this one belongs to the Pig Squeaks

Day 258 - village

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Day 259

Smurfmellows !

” Now can i eat it ? “

Day 259 - Smurfmellows 1

Starts with the Rrrrrr…

Day 259 - Smurfmellows 2

And this is where i put a stop to the feast lol !

Day 259 - Smurfmellows 3

Uh oh… we lost the white plastic plug. . In the fresh white snow

Day 259 - yoga problem

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Day 260

Sign Says

Day 260 - Genius at work

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Day 261

 He’s really liking this 2nd round of winter we seem to be having !.. On this 1st day of Spring !

” Oh Look !!.. a branch ! “

Day 261 - walk 1

” I can eat those ? “

Day 261 - walk 2

” Give, i try ! “

Day 261 - walk 3

” Wooooo.. Brain Freeze !! “

Day 261 - walk 4

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Day 262

It’s an itty bitty piggy with a treat on top ! ( Smurf sunday )

Day 262 - piggy

It’s a storm day ! ( Official Smurf Holiday )

Today is a good day !

Day 262 - snow 1

Shake it off !

Day 262 - snow 2

Good for Posture !.. or maybe it’s just the cheese..?

Day 262 - snow 3

Now can i eat the cheese ?

Day 262 - snow 4

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Day 263

” Nooooo you not remove snow ! “

Day 263 - snow removal 1

I promise i will eat all of it ! 

Day 263 - snow removal 2

I mean it… i might bite you. Grrr

Day 263 - snow removal 3

His majestic look .

Day 263 - snow removal 4

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Day 264

Smurf vs Ladybug !

” Well hello, little one “

Day 264 - ladybug 1

Day 264 - ladybug 2

Day 264 - ladybug 3

Day 264 - ladybug 4

Hours after posting the pictures above, a friend sent me a message to tell me Smurf is famous ! …

Day 264 - sheeber de la shoober de la spook

Someone found my picture good enough to turn into a meme ( without asking my permission.. but it’s funny.. so what the hell.. sure )

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Day 265

” I swear i did not steal that sock… it’s in here i’m sure of it.. “

 Day 265 - missing sock

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Day 266

” Well, you were gone, and i was bored.. soo basically it’s your fault.. not mine “

Working on letting him out of his kennel when i’m away, did not do a good enough job of clearing the room of temptations… this could have been SERIOUSLY worse… imagine a Pink Smurf ! (( 3 gallons of concentrated red grape juice and a white dog.. hmmm ))

Days without incident .. reset to 0 ( Since the green tape covering the hole in my drywall on his left )

Day 266 - setback

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Day 267

C’est bon des Poptarts !

 Day 267 - poptart 1

Day 267 - poptart 2

And today was a big day !!!.. Smurf was floating on air !

Day 267 - big news

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Day 268

Smurf got to meet his sister ” Cloud ”  !

Kisses …

Day 268 - cloud 1

Hugz !!! ” It’s Been Sooo long !!! i missed you .. “

Day 268 - cloud 2

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Day 269

And everywhere that children went, Smurf was sure to go !

Day 269 - easter 1 Day 269 - easter 2 Day 269 - easter 3 Day 269 - easter 4

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Day 270

Got Chills ?… Get Samoyed !

” You look cold “

Day 270 - cold 1

” I warm you “

Day 270 - cold 2

” Better ? “

Day 270 - cold 3

Absolutely !!!

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Day 271

On his 3rd collar !..

Day 271 - collars 1

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” Sooo, what are we doing ? “

Pig Cannons !

Day 271 - piggy 2

” Now can i eat the treat ? “

Day 271 - piggy

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Day 272

He really blends in during winter !.. Natural Camouflage

One Happy Smurf

Day 272 - snow 1

” Oh man.. that was the best branch yet ! … Next one ! “

Day 272 - snow 2

Spot the Smurf !

Day 272 - snow 3

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Day 273

April 1, 2016

Will eat : Watermelons .. and/or Leaves

Day 273 - leaves

” yes, i would indeed .. like some “

Day 273 - watermelon

Crunch .. Crunch.. ” is good ! “

Day 273 - watermelon. 2

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Day 274

His first Tartar Buster bone !

Day 274 - tartar buster

” But i don’t want to give it back yet… “

Day 274 - tartar buster 2

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Day 275

Day 275 - blower 1

Day 275 - blower 2

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Day 276

” Hey, you clearly told me not to chew the beer box… and the box was not chewed… what’s your problem ?.. why you upset ? “

Urgh….

Day 276 - chew chew

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Day 277

” The sun is so bright ! “

Day 277 - sun 1

” And you thought the yard was frozen.. hmpf.. “

Day 277 - sun 2

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Day 278

Mailman delivered his GoDog Dragon replacement tuff toy … took 40+ pictures trying to get one in focus.. but it’s all a blur .. so that’s what you get today !

Day 278 - rooster 1

That new toy taste !.. gotta drag it across the floor a while to get it just right.

Day 278 - rooster 2

Crackly wings, a honking body, squeaky head and feet… it’s a Deluxe toy .. yes sir ! ( I like how his face is almost in focus but the rest is a dizzy )

Day 278 - rooster 3

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Day 279

Special Delivery !

Day 279 - box 1

Smurf-in-the-box ?

Day 279 - box 2

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Day 280

The Furmoyed is getting bigger !

Day 280 - Furmoyed

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Day 281

So the old vacuum is no longer working very well, broken bits and whatnot…. so i’m trying a Dyson that everyone raves about..

” What is this ? “

 Day 281 - dyson 1

” Oh I’m so going to clog this thing !! ahahaha”

Day 281 - dyson 2

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Day 282

Woof Woof Woof Woof.. Choo Chooooo ! ..

It’s a Smurf Train !

” So you insist i never walk here… but now you want me to sit between the tracks ?… dude ! “

 Day 282 - train 1

” Uh Oh .. I hear something….. “

Day 282 - train 2

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Day 283

A Smurf sized toothpick !

Or a fine Canadian Smurf Cigar ?

Day 283 - cigar 1

Jedi tricks !

Day 283 - cigar 2

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Day 284

Mr. Green is about to hear some bad news.

Mr Green : ” So guys, it’s safe here.. right ? “

Day 284 - pig 1

” Oink ?… Oink Oink !! Oink … “

Day 284 - pig 2

Smurf : ” Hey there new guy ! ”
Mr Lime : ” Run dude.. RUN “

Day 284 - pig 3

Smurf : ” I’ll get to you in a moment… Mr. Lime stepped in peanut butter… “

Day 284 - pig 4

Day 285

Park Day !

Smurf parking ?

Day 285 - park 1

Sniff Sniff …

Day 285 - park 2

” I am fierce guard dog ! ” .. hmmpf..

Day 285 - park 3

” Maybe i can lick it out.. ? “

Day 285 - park 4

” Got it !… ” .. or did he ?

Day 285 - park 5

Just a nice picture..

Day 285 - park 6

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Day 286

” I will just stand here and supervise this baking bread… smells really good !! “

Day 286 - Bread

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Day 287

Meet and Greet with the new mailman !

” Sniff Sniff… i like.. u good “

Day 287 - new mailman

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Day 288

” That looks nothing like me ! “

Day 288 - smurf 1 Day 288 - smurf 2 Day 288 - smurf 3

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Day 289

Let’s see if this ” fixes ” his drywall habit !

” What hole ?..i don’t see a hole “

Day 289 - drywall 1

Drywall powder.. Habanero powder.. a touch of water.. mix well

Day 289 - drywall 2

And Voila ! .. one spicy wall patch !

Day 289 - drywall 3

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Day 290

Time to clear the Hepa again.. vs Day 172

” Yeah, i clogged that sucker up good huh ! “

Day 290 - hepa 1

Day 172.. he was a bit whiter… someone needs a bath

Day 290 - hepa 2

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Day 291

The soccer ball, meh, yeah it’s ok ….. but the yoga ball … Yeah baby YEAH !!… Humptastic !
” Throw Please “

 Day 291 - soccer 1

” I think it rolled in poop… tasted funny !.. “

Day 291 - soccer 2

Gigiddy ..

Day 291 - soccer 3

” Womp womp …”

Day 291 - soccer 4

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Day 292

Espresso ?

Day 292 - espresso

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Day 293

” I sit here and smile, maybe someone come ? “

Day 293 - park 1

” Yes !! i think someone is coming !”

Day 293 - park 2

Too hot, better wait in the shade…

Day 293 - park 3

Screw it… let’s walk in the forest instead..

Day 293 - park 4

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Day 294

Snow is gone…. Grass is growing.. perfect early morning walk weather !

Happy Friday !

Day 294 - snow gone 1

” Nooooooo.. where did all the snow go ? “

Day 294 - snow gone 2

Time to rest in the breezy shade, and bonus cool muddy ground !… someone should tell him he’s white.. yergh..

Day 294 - snow gone 3

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Day 295

 Daily Smurf. . Today. . Frisbee! !.. and soccer !

” I bring.. you throw ?… no.. i keep.. “

Day 295 - frisbee

” Damit.. can’t fit mouth over this “

Day 295 - soccer

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Day 296

” No, i was not chewing on the bag… just checking the ingredients .. ! “

” This is mine, but i share if you want “

Day 296 - food 1

” smells fishy .. i likes “

Day 296 - food 2

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Day 297

-Smurf, what are you hiding behind your butt ?
” Nothing ”
-What did you do ?
” I did nothing wrong.. why you ask ? “
-Move
“No, i not move “

Time for another spicy patch !

” I did not touch the red tape, just as you asked… i am good dog “

Day 297 - spicy patch 1

” AAahahaha.. but i do not like this wall color.. soooo “

Day 297 - spicy patch 2

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Day 298

BBQ Season is officially started !.. cleaned and ready !

” I’ll have mine medium rare please ! “

Day 298 - BBQ 1

” Bwahahaa.. just kidding.. skip the BBQ and just throw me the meat ! “

Day 298 - BBQ 2

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Day 299

One of these pigs is not like the other!

piggy piggy piggy piggy…

Day 299 - piggy 1

” Mmm.. you chew different mr Pink “

Day 299 - piggy 2